he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
