next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
birth control should be required to get into college
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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