I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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