Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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