As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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