who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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