yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
