But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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