My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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