eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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