Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
COCAINE IS GR8
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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