dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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