I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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