she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I want a musical about memes.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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