I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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