found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
