yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i out mim tonsoeep
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