careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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