Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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