Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
