For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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