I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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