i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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