How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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