well you can't waste a boner
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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