There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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