yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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