Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
