Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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