Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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