I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
