i don't like sucking hair
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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