So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
soo... how was my night?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
