What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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