I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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