How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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