Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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