Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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