she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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