And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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