So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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