I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
