Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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