What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
