If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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