try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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