if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I bet he comes in French.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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