i don't plan on having that self control this summer
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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