girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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