Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
